🎄🚨 HOLIDAY SHOPPING ALERT! 🚨🎄 Okay fam, listen up because BALLERS and BROKE BOYS alike need to hear this! Turns out over HALF of US adults are hotter than a jalapeño in July when it comes to holiday shopping prices this year! 🥵💸 Y’all be out here dodging price hikes and tariffs like it’s a game of dodgeball at recess. In a groundbreaking CNET survey (truly riveting stuff, I'm shook), they found that people are like "No cap, I’m starting my shopping early!" because who wants to pay EXTRA for that shiny gadget? 🤔💰💀 One *leaked* developer said, “Dude, if prices keep rising, I’m just gonna buy gifts from the clearance rack… if it’s not broken, is it really a gift?” 🤪 Meanwhile, *Drake points* to the side like, “If it ain’t $50 off, I don’t want it!” 😅 Stonks might be going down, but people are still out here trying to flex those holiday deals like it’s Black Friday 2.0! 💥 So, mark your calendars, fam. My prediction? The holiday season will turn into a full-contact sport. People will be fist-fighting over the last PS5 like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕🔥 Stay woke out there!💥