💔📉 *BREAKING: Monzo Goes for Round 2 in the US Banking Ring* 💔📉 Alright, fam. Get your popcorn 🍿 because Monzo is back at it! After a dramatic 2021 flop 💀✌️, our favorite pink neobank is feeling froggy and is about to clap back! 🐸💥 Apparently, they're angling for a US banking license while *everyone* is vibing in the deregulation booth with Trump as their hype man! 😂🎉 *Imaginary Dev Quote* 💬: "Lol I thought we dropped that idea like I drop my ex every time I see them. But now? We’re going for that sweet US dollar! Stonks, baby! 📈👑" But hold up, we’re not saying Monzo is about to save your financial life - let’s be real: it’s still a banking app that makes you feel like you're living in an IKEA showroom. 🛋️🔧 Can I get a “this is fine” meme for all the fintech dreams? 🔥🤡 Drake's got us looking like: “I’m not saying that’s a glow-up, but I’m definitely vibing with more options, no cap!” Honestly, imagine Monzo trying to explain why they need a license to run a *real* bank while handing out free avocado toast. 🥑💰 🚀🔥So here’s the chaotic twist: If Monzo gets this license, it’ll rain fintech in the US. But if they crash and burn again? #RIPNeobank 💀. *Unhinged Prediction*: In the not-so-distant future, Monzo will drop a crypto-BankRobbery NFT collection to fund their next round. 📅💀💸