🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Monzo is about to drop a phone service like it’s hot! 🔥📱 The digital bank with *13 MILLION* UK customers (who are *definitely not* just there to stare at their overdraft fees 😂💸) is diving into the mobile game. WHAAAAAT?! Meanwhile, Revolut and Klarna are also hopping on the blingee bandwagon with their own mobile plans. It's like a "who can ruin your wallet faster" competition 🤡💀. Just imagine: “Hey babe, I got a new phone plan from Monzo.” “Dope! Does it come with a side of suffering and confusion?” 🤔 "Leaked conversation" alert! 👀: *Monzo Dev 1*: "Bro, why are we doing this?" *Monzo Dev 2*: "Because if we don’t, Revolut will take over the world! 🗺️" *Monzo Dev 1*: "Yeah but like... do we even know how phones work? 🤔" *Monzo Dev 2*: "Cope, seethe, game on!” As if banking wasn’t chaotic enough, we have to look forward to tech companies playing *Hot Potato* with our personal data! This is a *monstrous* leap into mobile 📈 — but for what? More spam notifications?! Hot take: By 2025, your bank will also be your therapist and maybe even your dog walker. DON’T @ ME. 🤖💥 #FinancialDisaster #Stonks 👀💰