🚨💥 Y'all, Montblanc is about to trigger the bougie battle of 2023 with their new digital notepad. It’s not just a tablet, it’s like they took a regular e-ink screen and slapped a lot of overpriced leather on it like it’s a luxury car seat!🚗💸 I mean, who needs a car that drives itself when you can have a fancy piece of tech that makes you feel like you’re writing a novel with a quill made of unicorn hair?🤡✨ Introducing the $905 Montblanc Digital Paper! It’s got everything you never knew you never needed! You can jot down notes, sketch your dreams of owning all the Teslas, and even annotate books! 🤖📚 But fr fr, who’s using this thing? I hear the target audience is people who think regular paper is for peasants and that "basic" is a dirty word. 🙄💁‍♂️ Developer quote leaked: “We just rebranded an e-ink tablet... but, you know, with vibes.” 🧠💥 And let’s talk battery life—they say it has 3740 mAh, but you know it’ll die faster than your dreams of becoming a TikTok influencer. 😂🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Montblanc will launch a version that comes with a complimentary monocle. You heard it here first. STONKS! 📈💰 #BougieVsCringe 🔥🔥