🚨 BREAKING NEWS: MongoDB just dropped a surprise gift for all you on-prem nerds looking to STAN for local vibes! 🎉💾💥 They’re officially letting you bring the 🔥 AI & hybrid search features that were previously tucked away in the Atlas cloud like a toddler hiding snacks from mom! 🍪😱 Now you can unleash those features on your self-managed fortress of coding chaos—whether you're rockin’ the MongoDB Community Edition or the Enterprise Server! 👑 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: *"Honestly, we just figured it'd be unfair to let only cloud users play with the cool toys. No cap, we’re basically the Robin Hood of databases."* 😏💸 But wait—before you start planning the parade, remember this: it’s like giving a toddler access to a *very* sharp knife. ⚔️ Sure, you can do some incredible stuff, but let's pray it doesn’t end in absolute carnage! #ThisIsFine 🤷‍♂️🔥 So, in true meme fashion, should we Drake-pointing reject that this is a game-changer? Or should we is-it-just-me, low-key cope that no one will care until a TikTok influencer starts raving about it?! 🤖🚀 Prediction time: In 2024, we’ll see a MongoDB cult uprising, complete with merch, worshipping on-prem servers like they're golden calves. 🌟💥 #Stonks 💰🔥