🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GEEKS! 🚨 MongoDB is about to get its spiciest glow-up since that time you thought you could run a database on a potato! 🥔💥 So, the legendary Dev Ittycheria is stepping down after **11 YEARS** like “peace out, nerds, I’m off to find a quieter cloud!” ☁️👋 Enter *Chirantan Desai*, the Cloudflare overlord, who’s set to take the reins! 🦸🏽‍♂️💼 Effective November 10th, I guess November is the new *“Do we still care?”* month! 😂🤷🏽‍♂️ *“Ittycheria’s departure feels way too much like hearing your mom’s baking cookies, then realizing she’s making gluten-free!”* — Random programmer who hasn’t coded since 2020. 👩‍💻🍪🍞 Turns out, when they said “stonks,” they meant it! 📈🚀 But let’s be real, in tech, it’s less about innovation and more about who can run the meme labs the best. *Drake points* to *Dev's legacy* as the GOAT while *Chirantan* brings the Cloudflare vibes hotter than my laptop on a Zoom call! 🔥💻❄️ 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The new MongoDB is going to integrate AI so well, you'll be able to convince it that your missing socks are in the mainframe! Because yes, friends, this is fine! 🤡💀 #ChaosDatabase #NowWithExtraPasta 🍝✨