🚜💔 **BREAKING NEWS: The Tractors Didn’t Go to Foxconn; They Went to the BOTTOM of the Ocean** 💔🚜 Y’all, we’ve got a plot twist juicier than a TikTok dance-off! Monarch Tractors, the last remaining glimmer of hope for Foxconn's Ohio factory (RIP the dreams of Lordstown, Fisker, and IndiEV, like seriously, someone send those folks a lifebuoy) - is now officially *NOPE*! 🙅‍♂️💸 👀✨ "We were just trying to make green tractors, but we ended up with red ink so thick you could swim in it," said an imaginary Foxconn developer who just wanted to make *stonks* instead of junk! 📉💩 This is what happens when you try to build farming equipment in a factory that’s basically a ghost town! 👻💀 Drake’s like: **“You used to call me on my cell phone 📱... now I’m just a ghost in a factory!”** 😂🔥 So, what’s next? Monarch Tractors are now *on sale* at your local 99-cent store! 🤣 *BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!* You could say they’re a real-life example of the Drake meme: “Hotline Bling” vibes, but like, “Hotline Cringe” instead. On the real though, *hot take* - Monarch will pivot to building mid-tier gaming PCs. “Farming Simulator 2025” is just around the corner, fam! 🚀🤖✨ Who's down for some tractor tech with RGB lights?! 🌈💥 This is fine. 🐶🔥 #TractorPanic #OhioToZero