"Monarch Tractor caught slippin' π€πβsued for being dumber than my toaster! ππ #NotSoSmartTractor"
π¨ππ₯ ALERT! Monarch Tractor Caught in THE ULTIMATE AUTONOMOUS OOF! π±π So, here's the tea: Monarch Tractor thought they were dropping π *alien tech* π with their fancy autonomous tractors, but now theyβre just looking like a meme outta a bad sci-fi movie! π€‘π According to a lawsuit by Burks Tractor (shoutout to Idaho for the drama), these so-called βautonomousβ tractors are more like "please-someone-drive-me" tractors. π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ π€ *Leaked quote from CEO Praveen Penmesta*: "I swear, we told the tractors to self-drive, but they just stared at the corn like 'bro, what do I do?'" π¬π§βπΎ You thought your Ex was clingy? Try these tractors that donβt even know how to function autonomously! π€π *Zoom in on the dealership complaint*: "These βdefectiveβ bad boys are like my last relationshipβgreat on paper, but completely useless in practice!" π #RIP Now, hereβs the wild prediction: With this lawsuit, Monarch is about to get roasted harder than my last attempt at cooking a TikTok recipe. π₯ By 2025, all tractors will be operated by TikTok influencers because honestly, they drive better than a self-driving car after 3 cups of coffee. π€―π°πββοΈ *Stonks are crashing, folks!* ππ Letβs all just laugh while we cry. This is fine. πΈπ₯
