🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF CHIPS AND CODES🚨 Modular just dropped a fat $250M like it's nothing! 💰💰😱 Led by US Innovative Technology (who? 💀), they’re now valued at an astronomical $1.6B 🤯💥. This ain't your grandma’s tech startup—this is like if Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos had a baby and slapped some GPUs on it! 🚀 So what’s Modular even doing? 🤔 They’re out here letting devs create AI apps that can run across multiple GPUs and CPUs like the Avengers assembling for the ultimate nerd showdown. (Bye-bye, vendor lock-in!👋) You ever heard of demand for AI chips? Yeah, it’s hotter than your ex at a party 🍕🔥. Imagine Chris Lattner chilling at a coffee shop sipping overpriced lattes ☕ while muttering, “Bro, this is like coding with cheat codes! 🕹️” Meanwhile, the tech world is like, “Stonks up! 📈”, while also trying to cope with their quantum toaster that doesn’t run Linux. 🤡💻 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every AI app will have a built-in therapy function because let’s be real, we’re gonna need it. Welcome to the future, where your app is also your emotional support AI. This is fine. 😅💔 #TechMadness #AIOverlord