🚨🚨 BREAKING: Modern Life is about to make life insurance advisors *more* AI than human! 🤖💸 They just snagged a spicy $20 MILLION to turn your death policy into an episode of Black Mirror — but, like, the good parts! 😂🔥 #FundedLife Thrive Capital just hit the *"shut up and take my money!"* button to blast them up to a whopping $35 million total. Stonks 💹? More like BLAZING stonks! But let’s be real, why does our insurance need efficiency when my last claim took longer than my hangover to go away? 😵‍💫 📅 Leaked developer quote: "We’re basically turning life insurance advisors into hot AI bots—like Tinder but for policies. Sorry, grandma!" Meanwhile, traditional brokers are sitting there with a "This is fine" meme while their jobs are being vaporized faster than you can say “deep learning.” 😂🔥 So, who needs human interaction in your life insurance when your DevOps dude is getting a 2nd job as a digital butt-kicker? No cap, pretty sure we’re all just 3 bad investments away from becoming insurance cyborgs ourselves! 🔥 HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, your life insurance advisor is going to be a hologram named “PolicyPal” who’ll literally keep your secrets better than your best bud—until it crashes and spills your data like a TikTok fail video. 🤡💀 #2028Conspiracies