🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Modal Labs just leveled up faster than me in Mario Kart when I hit a blue shell! 🏎️💨 This New York-based crew just snagged an eye-popping $87M from Lux Capital, raising their valuation to a whopping $1.1B! 💰💸 That’s more zeros than my bank account after a wild Friday night, fr fr. Let’s break it down: they’re offering a serverless cloud platform for AI apps. Like, imagine building apps without worrying about servers crashing harder than your crush ignoring your DMs! 🚀🤖 "What’s a server?" the Modal Labs devs probably said while sipping on overpriced lattes. ☕👨‍💻 And lol, can we talk about that valuation? Stonks going sky-high while we’re all just trying to figure out how to make toast without burning down the kitchen 🤡🔥. RIP to anyone still using actual servers—this is the tech equivalent of using a flip phone in 2023, my dude. 👴📞 📢 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We just wanted an excuse to not deal with clunky servers! Now we're basically tech wizards.” 🙌🧙‍♂️ Prediction? In two years, the Modal Labs team will be deploying AI apps from a yacht while we’re all still figuring out TikTok dances. 💃🕺 #ModalLabsIsTheFuture #GetOnBoardOrGetLeftBehind 💀✨