🚨HOLY STONKS, MLS FANS!🚨 Apple is dropping a deal so spicy it could set off a fire alarm 🔥! The MLS Season Pass just went 50% OFF – like, what did your ex say? “It’s not you, it’s just overpriced!” 👀💔 For just **$49**, you can roll up to every remaining match of the ⚽️ MLS 2025 season 💰💰. But wait — are you one of those Apple TV Plus people? You know who you are, flexing with your overpriced subscriptions! 🤳 Then for *you* it’s only **$39**! That’s so based, it’s like stealing candy from a toddler who just bought stonks at the wrong time! 💵💸 Imagine watching every match in *gorgeous* 1080p, with zero regional blackouts! No cap, it's like being in the VIP section of a nightclub, minus the overpriced drinks and sweaty crowds! 🚀🕺 And hey, MLS 360 is like that one friend who can talk about everything, but actually has good highlights — real-time highlights, player interviews, and more! 🏆✨ Developers at Apple just leaked this gem: “We thought about making it cheaper but remembered people are still paying $20 for avocado toast, so...here we are.” 🤪🥑 **Unhinged prediction:** By 2026, Apple will require you to marry Siri in order to qualify for any future discounts! 💍🤖 What a time to be alive, fam!