🎉 YO! Get ready to dribble your way to savings because Apple just dropped their MLS Season Pass like it's hot! 🔥 We’re talking up to 70% OFF, a price that’s so low it might actually be a crime. And no cap, it’s just $25 for the whole season! 🚀💸 Imagine your favorite soccer team scoring a last-minute goal, and then immediately realizing your bank account just got a level-up. Stonks is literally going to the moon over this deal! 📈💰 📦 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: "We thought people would want to PAY US MORE for this. Guess we were wrong... LOL." - Some Apple intern in the break room 🥴 Now, this is fine if you're into soccer (or just want to pretend you care while watching with friends for clout). Meanwhile, MLS fandom is out here like Drake pointing at those savings 🔥📉. So gather your squad, pull out your wallets, and dive into the beautiful game. If your bank account feels wronged, just hit 'em with that “cope and seethe” energy. Maybe try not to flex too hard on your broke friends. 🤡 In conclusion: if Apple starts selling “Apple Season Passes” for avocado toast, we might just be in a BLACK MIRROR episode. 😱🤖 #MemeEconomics #MLSChampsOrBUST