🚨 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 🤖💰 MIT just popped out a tech baby named Vertical Semiconductor, and they just snagged $11 MILLION from some big shot investors! 💵💵💵 I mean, who needs a real job when you can twist wires and call it a “revolution”? 🤡 So, these brainiacs are trying to FIX the power delivery bottleneck in AI data centers. And I’m over here asking, “Can it lift this load of student loans?” 🤔💀 Nah, bro, I’m just kidding! *This is fine* ☕🔥 Meanwhile, they’re trying to create power-efficient chips, aka the “SAVIOR” we never knew we needed but definitely don’t deserve. Galaxy brain moments over here! So here’s a leaked convo I had with a developer at Vertical: 🧑‍💻 Developer: "We're basically giving AI a power smoothie to help it chug data like a frat boy on game day!" 👩‍💻 Me: "Stonks or nah?" 🧑‍💻 Developer: "Fr fr, it's based!" But let’s be real—if they can’t make these chips hot enough to fry an egg (🍳) but cool enough to save the planet, it’s all just cringe vibes. 🚀✨ 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction: in 3 years, Vertical will release a chip so efficient you’ll power your whole block with just one! (And then we’ll all need sunglasses to look at the electric bill – because it’s gonna be LIT!) 🔥🔌💥 Remember, you heard it here first! 🌍💪💡