🚨 BREAKING: GenAI is the new “I swear, it’s in the mail” 🚨 Fresh off the burner, MIT just dropped some piping hot tea ☕️ that’s got the corporate world buzzing like a swarm of angry bees 🐝! Turns out, 95% of GenAI pilots are flailing harder than a wet noodle trying to swim 🦑💀. Like, what in the *actual* stonks is going on here?! 📉 According to the report, businesses are throwing cash at GenAI like it’s a giveaway at a TikTok event 🎉—but they’re getting nothing back 🤡. The big brain energy 🚀 is stifled by a “learning gap” that’s wider than my ***whole high school experience***. Companies couldn't find their way out of a PowerPoint presentation if their careers depended on it 💔🗂️. One confused dev quipped, “I thought AI would do my taxes *and* take my dog for walks—turns out it can’t even fetch a coffee 🥴”. Meanwhile, executives are in the boardroom, looking like the “This is fine” dog 🐶🔥, while their budgets go up in flames! 🔥💰 Hot Prediction: In a desperate move, companies will start strapping AI to their office chairs for "enhanced productivity"—watch out for the *robot office Olympics* coming in 2024! 🤖🤯 DRINK IT IN, PEOPLE!