🌍💔🔌🚨 **BREAKING: Mistral Just Dropped the Most Scorched Earth Audit Since That One Time My Phone Overheated!** 🔥💀 So, let me get this straight: Mistral finally peeks behind the curtain to show us how your favorite AI models are basically the planet’s biggest gas guzzlers? 🤡🤖 Big facts, no cap. 🤯💰 They conducted an “environmental audit”—sounds fancy, right? Like those “eco-friendly” straws that just end up in the ocean. 🐢💔 Imagine sitting in a boardroom filled with rich tech bros in suits, discussing how many trees it takes to train your beloved ChatGPT. Spoiler alert: the answer is *a lot*. 🌲💨 "We quantified the environmental impacts of our LLMs," they said. “But PLEASE don’t cancel us for turning the earth into a BBQ pit!” 😬🔥 In related news, the stonks for “eco-anxiety” are THROUGH THE ROOF right now. 📈💔 “This is fine,” they said while everyone else was facepalming. 🤦‍♂️ 👁️💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we could’ve just used a little less power, but like, have you seen how cool our LLMs are?!” **UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the only thing left on Earth will be a meme of an AI-controlled robot crying in the ashes of its own CO2 emissions.** 💀🚀 #PrayForPlanet #AIFriedEarth 💔🤷‍♂️