🚨🥖 BREAKING: Mistral, the French AI giant that's got more potential than a croissant fresh outta the oven, is apparently looking for a mind-boggling $14B valuation! 💰🔥 Imagine if your startup was just two years old but already gave OpenAI the side-eye! 👀😤 Dubbed as the AI equivalent of that one French dude effortlessly playing chess while everyone else is stuck watching TikToks, Mistral is here to bring us open source language models AND Le Chat, the chatbot that promises to be as sassy as a Parisian waiter! 🥖🤖 According to a "leaked" source from Mistral: “We wanted to be the baguette that breaks the monotony of AI… but instead, we’re just too baguette-y.” 🥖😂 Drake’s like "The AI that brings croissants to your code? Based!" while Elon is over there trying to grill burgers on Mars, screaming, "this is fine" as Mistral’s valuation rockets 🚀💸. So, can we all agree that the future of AI sounds like a high-stakes game of *Guess Who*? 🤔💥 I’m betting they’ll be valued at $100 billion by next year 🤯, while we’re still figuring out how to reset our wifi routers 🥴. Stay tuned, this meme-fest ain't over yet!!💨 #MistralIsComing #AIChaos