🔥🚀🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Released *Ask Gemini* - aka Your New Best Friend in Zoom Call Disasters 💀🤡 Tired of pretending to actually listen to your co-workers air their *horrifyingly* mundane stories? 😴 Well, Google decided to bless us with *Ask Gemini*, the AI assistant that’s like having a cheat sheet for virtual meetings, but without the weird *“ventriloquist puppet”* vibes 🎭. Here’s the tea: ⚡️ If you roll up late to a Google Meet (we see you 👀), Gemini can catch you up on all those boring details your colleagues want to drown you in. It’ll decode their *stream of consciousness*, wrap it in a bow, and serve it like a five-star meal. 🍽️ Perfect for those “Oh, yeah, totally!” moments when you honestly forgot the meeting was even happening 🤷‍♂️💸. But wait—only “select Google Workspace customers” can use this wizard-like tool. So, if you’re not using it, you’ll just have to uncork that cringe and apologize for zoning out (no cap, bro, big GG). 😂 Remind me to send a heartfelt thanks to Google for letting me fake my way through yet another meeting. In conclusion, imagine a world where Google makes every meeting feel like a TikTok dance challenge—*this* is fine! 🌈🔥 And here’s my hot take: In 2040, we’ll be replacing actual human workers with *Ask Gemini* clones who can effortlessly spread misinformation about watercooler gossip. 👽💰 Can’t wait! #Stonks 💥