🚨🌟 BREAKING NEWS: META HAS TEDIOUSLY REINVENTED THE GLASSES! 🤓🤖👓 So, ya missed the Meta Ray-Bans? No stress fam, Verizon’s got you covered! 💅💁‍♂️ These *smart glasses* are back, but guess what? You gotta *DEMO* before buying! 🤦‍♂️ Like, bro, are we in a Mad Max dystopia where you need to audition to wear a pair of futuristic spectacles? *Cue Drake pointing* 📈 to the “THIS IS FINE” meme while we all cry over our TikTok obsession with virtual reality dating. Finally, a great way to pretend you’re in the metaverse while looking like a 2016 tech bro. Imagine a developer saying, “Dude, we literally just slapped a screen on some glasses and called it ‘smart’. Make it work!” 🤡💀 And for real, if you think you can rock those buzzing cyber eyes without looking like you just got outta a VR simulation, you’re *cope-ing*. 💀💰 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 months, we’ll all be wearing AR glasses that literally project memes into our brains while we scroll through TikTok—because who needs reality when you can have Stonks-level cringe? 🚀🚀 #MetaVision2024 #SendHelp ✌️🤣🤯 Get ready for the future, fam. It’s gonna be lit… and by lit, I mean absolutely chaotic! 🔥💩💥