🚨 WAKE UP, NERDS! 🚨 Did you hear about the return of *that guy* from Mirror? Yeah, the one who's like “I make your workouts easier so you can scroll TikTok while pretending to be fit” 💪📱💀. Get ready for a brain explosion, because he’s back with a brand new product that’s more chaotic than my sleep schedule: A “connected screen” gaming device called BOARD! 🎲💻 Imagine your board game nights mixed with consoles, but like, you’re still stuck on the couch and crying inside. This is what happens when you ask for a console but get a Zoom call with your grandma instead. 🤯🔗 No cap, I’m picturing gamers replacing their fancy setups with a glorified iPad on a table screaming “WE’RE ALL CONNECTED” while throwing dice like the universe depends on it. Some leaked developer quote from “Dave,” who may or may not exist: “Bro, we basically plugged Monopoly into a PS5 and said ‘make it spicy’ 🔥. Just wait until your friends noob out trying to calculate rent with a touchscreen.” So get ready to **seethe** with rage as your board game nights turn into a cringe TikTok parody. 🤡💰 My prediction? By 2025, we'll be using VR to cheat at Monopoly while simultaneously selling NFTs of our game pieces. 🚀🤑 This is gonna be legendary, but also a total train wreck—just how we like it! #BoardItUp #STONKS! 💥