🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: MIRACLES OF AI OR A $50B DOOMSCROLL? 💰🚨 So, have you heard the tea? ☕️ Mira Murati, the brains behind the *Thinking Machines Lab* (sounds like the title of a bad sci-fi movie, amirite? 🤡), is on a mission to grab a staggering *$5B* from investors! No cap, that’s enough cheddar to buy a *whole* fleet of Teslas just for the memes! 😂⚡️ But wait, the *real* stonks moment is the lab's *target valuation* of **$50 billion**. I mean, what kind of galaxy brain calculus are they using? 🤯🧠 "If we slap some AI on it, we can just charge a billion!" - probably the convo going down in the boardroom right now. 💀💼 The investors must be like Drake pointing at that $5B like, “YES!” while at the same time, the rest of us are just sitting here screaming into the void like, “THIS IS FINE.” 🔥🌪️ And get this: “We're just one breakthrough away from telling Siri to invest in our competitors!” - said no engineer ever… until now. 🤖💸 🔥ULTIMATE PREDICTION: Mark my words, next month they're gonna announce an AI-powered cat meme generator that predicts the stock market. That'll either be genius or disaster—and I'm all in for the chaos! 🚀💥