🚨💰 BREAKING: Mira Murati's Thinking Machines Lab is about to cash in harder than your grandma at bingo night! 🎉💸 So apparently, they're on the prowl for a fresh round of funding that could send their valuation soaring to a literal *mountain* of $50 billion ➡️ maybe even $60 billion. Like, we’re talking more money than Jeff Bezos has in his sock drawer! You know what that means? Time to summon the *Stonks* meme guy because this is REEAAAL *clutch* business moves. 📈🚀 🎤 "We’re not just playing with AI; we’re constructing the *Disneyland of Thinkers*," says someone who definitely didn’t say that (but we’ll pretend it’s Mira) 🤖👑. And what’s next? A chatbot that gives advice on life while simultaneously crushing your dreams? Check! The “this is fine” dog might be packing his bags for a summer job in Silicon Valley. 😂🔥 Drake would approve, but like, only if it’s the “hotline bling” Drake pointing at a $60B valuation 🌌. 🧠💥 *Unhinged Prediction*: Within five years, Thinking Machines Lab will inadvertently invent a new AI that makes humans obsolete, forcing everyone to start a TikTok DIY channel just to survive! This is the future, folks. Buckle up! 🤡✨