🚨💣 BREAKING: MIRA "MIND-BLOWING" MURATI DROPS BOMBS ON THE TECH SCENE! 🚀💥 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because we've got a hot take that's spicier than your privated tap water! 💧🔥 Mira Murati, the CEO of "Thinking Machines" (sounds like a bad 90s sci-fi flick, am I right? 🤡💀), just revealed she's cooking up something fresh outta the tech oven 🍞🤖. She says they’ll be releasing a shiny new product in "months." (Translation: we’re still deciding the color palette.) 🎨💸 With a cool $2 BILLION backing (no cap, that’s gotta be stonks!), and OpenAI's weight model in a state of slapstick limbo 🤡, you KNOW developers are ready to sprint over like kids on a sugar rush. #OpenSourceGang 💪💻 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “If we’re open source, does that mean we can finally avoid debugging? Asking for a friend.” 😂 ⚠️ Warning: Future developers when Thinking Machines bombs their product: *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🔥💔 So, hold on to your GPUs, fam! My unhinged prediction? In 2024, we'll all be replaced by AI-powered Roombas that write better code than we do! Welcome to the future, folks! 💾💀✨ #StayBased #TechChaos