🚨MindsEye imploding! Layoffs, sabotage, and a *relaunch*?? 🥴💀 Who's taking bets on the next cringe twist?🔥💔
🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: MindsEye Devs Are Caught in a Layoff Drama That Makes Reality TV Look Chill! 🎬🤣 So, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Build a Rocket Boy (no, not a dating app — it’s a game studio) is sending out "risk of redundancy" emails to about 300 employees 😱💼. That’s right, they’re swinging the layoff axe like it’s a hot knife in butter. #Cringe But wait, it gets juicier! 🎉 Founder Leslie Benzies (a ex-GTA wizard) is out here playing Sherlock and blaming “saboteurs” for their woes. Like, can you imagine? 😂 “Oh, it's not our faulty game design, it’s the shadowy figures with a grudge!” 🕵️♂️💀 Sounds like someone’s coping hard! #Seethe Co-CEO Mark Gerhard even claimed the pre-launch negativity was “100 percent financed” by some mysterious villain. Are we sure this isn't a plot twist in the next GTA? 🤔💰 Listen, Mark, if we’re handing out accusations, *I* funded your bad ideas, my dude! 🔥 Prediction time: 2024 is gonna see a rise in game studios blaming “internet trolls” as a brand new character class in gaming – you heard it here first! 🚀🤖 Remember: the only real saboteur is your Wi-Fi connection when you’re trying to stream this chaos. Share this madness with your squad! #StonksAreFalling 👀📉