👽💥 BREAKING: Military Space Wizards Are Alerted!! 👽💥🚀 So, Col. Raj Agrawal, the OG commander of the Space Force’s squad called Mission Delta 2 (which sounds like a rejected Star Wars plot), just spilled some tea about the ultimate game of *WHERE'S WALDO?* but with **50,000 FLYING THINGS** in space! 🤡💀 Now, picture this: Dozens of satellites launching every WEEK? I mean, SpaceX out here dropping satellites like they’re Afterpay-ing a pizza order 🍕➡️🛰️, while Mission Delta 2 is just vibing like, “This is fine” while staring up at the cosmic clutter! 🤔💩 *“Yeah, I totally love waking up to alerts like they’re my ex texting me. Just what I needed on a Tuesday!”* - *Some anonymous space dude probably* 🤖💔 But fr fr, how many Elon Musk clones do we need to launch before we realize we’re at risk of space bumping into space? 🚀💥🤦‍♂️ **Hot Take:** In 2025, we’re all gonna be dodging SpaceX satellites like we're in the Matrix! Stay woke, fam. Watch out for those “Stonks” of satellite crashes! 🤣👀💰 #SpaceForce #BigSpaceEnergy #CatchTheseSatellites 🛰️🔥💥