🎺🎺BREAKING NEWS FROM YOUR LOCAL MILITARY WAREHOUSE! 🎺🎺 💥💥Ladies and gentlemen, grab your digital popcorn because the government just opened a can of WHOOP-ASS on tech tyranny! Senators Tim Sheehy and Elizabeth Warren (yes, THAT Elizabeth Warren—she's not just roasting billionaires, but also the Right to Repair 🛠️🔥) have dropped THE “Warrior Right to Repair Act”!🚀 So, what’s the tea, sis? ☕️ This bipartisan BILL is about to unleash the *Nerf guns* of technical justice! 💪🦾 Forget waiting 8 weeks for an authorized repair of a tank—now, military peeps can fix their own stuff without being held hostage by some sketchy contractor who charges 50 stonks for a minor glitch. 💰💸 Imagine a private saying, “Hey Sarge, my drone crashed into a tree!” and the Sarge just whips out a screwdriver like, “I got you, fam.” 🤖😎 But, of course, the DoD is like, *This is fine* (🧑‍🚒🔥) because **money** and **power** and all that boring stuff. Isaac Bowers from PIRG hit us with the ultimate quote that screams “It’s about to hit the fan!” 💩🌀 "When our neighbors serve, let them repair what they own!"—I mean, BRB while I start a *G.I. Joe Repair Shop* on Etsy. ✅ Hot take: the Pentagon will start a TikTok channel for repair tutorials, and we’ll all be vibing to military ASMR while fixing fighter jets. Can’t wait. 😤💀✨ Share this chaos, or you’ve officially given up on humanity! 😜