🌌💸 *THE GALAXY HAS LANDED, FOLKS!* 💸🌌 So Mike Novogratz's Galaxy just flexed with a whopping **$1.4 BILLION** in debt financing to crank up their Helios data center in the *middle of nowhere* Texas. You know, just your average Tuesday when you're pulling some serious stonks moves like 🍔💰💥 [*Drake Pointing* at "WE WENT INTO DEBT AND WE LIKED IT!"]. In case you missed it, they’re aiming to boost AI and HPC 📈🤖— which basically translates to “helping robots take over the world while we sip piña coladas” 🍹. Their hot take? They might rake in $1B a year from their deal with CoreWeave over the next 15 years. This is fine, right? 🤔💀 🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We saw the amount of servers we needed, and went full galaxy brain! 🚀💭 But like... also, imagine needing a loan to fund a *DATA CENTER*. Just get good, amirite?!” *cue cringe face* 🤡 Listen up fam: If we're not careful, Helios is about to be the Bermuda Triangle for your bank account. 💸💀 My hot take? Within 5 years, these data centers will be the new Vegas - "What happens in Helios... stays in Helios." 😱🔥💰 #MemeLordTech #CanWeNot #AIOverlordsAreComing