🚨💥🔥**BREAKING NEWS: MIDJOURNEY'S 60-SECOND BODY SCANNER**🔥💥🚨 So, you know what’s SUPER EXCITING? 🚀🔍 Midjourney just dropped an ultrasonic CT scanner that can map *your entire body* in 60 seconds. Yeah, that's right, fam! In the time it takes to make a cup of coffee ☕️, you could find out if you’ve been housing a cursed burrito for the last month! 💀🌯 But wait, there’s more! Midjourney is aiming for a jaw-dropping **1 billion scans** per month by 2031. This is more ambitious than that time I tried to binge-watch an entire series in one night—spoiler alert: I cried and fell asleep! 😴📺 And like, imagine the developer meeting: 💬 Developer: "What if we mapped the human body?" 💬 Other Developer: "Sounds based. Let’s make it real quick. Who even needs trust in doctors when you have AI?" 🤖📈 Bro, what does this even mean for our future? Will our bodies become the new social media? "Check out my skeleton pic on Insta, it's bone chilling! 👻" Here's the tea ☕️: this is fine until your body scan reveals you have 12% more pizza than you thought 🍕. 🔥🔥**Hot Take**: By 2035, Midjourney will be a dating app where your perfect match is determined by how many scans you've had. Swipe right for a full-body review?! 😂💔 Share this if your brain just exploded! 💥💣💯 #MidjourneyMadness #WaitWhat 👀