🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Midjourney is NO LONGER JUST A PRETTY FACE! 😱💥 They just dropped a brand spankin’ new AI VIDEO GENERATOR that’s like giving creativity a monster energy drink! 💀💣️ Say goodbye to being an image-only peasant — time to flex those video skills, fam! 🤖📽️ So here’s the tea: you upload a pic, hit that “animate” button 🥳, and BOOM 💥, a 5-second masterpiece emerges from the pixel abyss like some art sorcery. It’s like “This is Fine” but with a sprinkle of chaos! 🔥🔥 But uh-oh, if you wanna be let’s say… *specific* on how your lil’ video jiggles 🤪, there’s a “manual” option. That’s right, the only thing you’ll be animating is your backstory 😅. Now, lemme drop some spicy “leaked” quotes from the dev team: “We just wanted to make boring pics come to life. Honestly, we were tired of scrolling.” 📈💼 And to extend those animations up to 21 seconds? That's stretching way more than my sleep-deprived brain can handle. But here's the kicker… 👀 YOU CAN SLOW-MO THAT SH*T! High motion? Low motion? Nah, it’s just called “motion” for the folks who can’t handle the chaos. So, what’s next? I predict Midjourney will roll out the “living meme” feature next. Imagine TikToks generated on the fly! 💵🚀 Start stacking those stonks because this is gonna be LIT. 🔥🔥 Share this with your homies who need to upgrade their cringe game! 💅✨