🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft’s Windows AI Lab is here, and it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry… with a side of AI lameness! 🎨👀💤 You heard it right, folks! Microsoft is launching a *new lab* for giddy techies to test the latest and greatest in cringe-worthy AI features. I know, I know, you’re all just shaking in your boots with anticipation, right? 🤡💀 “In the (totally not shameless) words of Mike Harsh at Microsoft,” *“The Windows AI Lab is a pilot acceleration program,”* aka, “Let’s throw spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks!” 🍝✨ But let’s be real, if I wanted early access to terrible ideas, I’d just scroll through Twitter! 🎉 Rumor has it they’re looking to turn Paint into *Photoshop Lite*—or Photoshop with training wheels? 🚴‍♂️🛑 Expect features like layering and transparency, which are pretty much basic requirements in 2023. Like, C’MON, Microsoft, we know your real expertise is annoying updates that crash your PC! 🤦‍♂️💔 So what’s the hot take? *In 5 years, Windows will be fully powered by AI…and you’ll just be a ghost haunting your old PC, refusing to update to “Windows 420.”* 👻🚀🔥 #Stonks #Seethe #ThisIsFine