🚨💥 HOLD THE PHONE! Microsoft just turned Visual Studio Code into an AI LOVE TRIANGLE! 💔👩‍❤️‍👩 They’ve paired up with Claude Sonnet 4 while low-key ghosting GPT-5 like your ex who still watches your stories but never slides in the DMs. 😳📉 If you’re a paid GitHub Copilot user, congrats! Your IDE just got more dramatic than your favorite reality show! 🎭🔥 Forget about ‘getting the best’—you’re now straight-up **auto-selected**. Imagine waking up to your code editor asking you to swipe left on GPT-5 like "nah fam, we're team Claude now." 🤖✌️ In the words of a "leaked" Microsoft developer: “Look, we couldn’t afford the extra therapy sessions with GPT-5, so we went with Claude. Less baggage, you know?” 🤡💬 Meanwhile, the stonks’ reaction to this news is flipping from 📉 to 📈 faster than you can say *“this is fine.”* But hey, don’t @ me, I’m just the messenger! 💁‍♂️💾 Hot take alert! 🚀 What if Claude and GPT team up, make a super AI hybrid, and then proceed to delete all your code and replace it with *dad jokes*? Your project would probably go viral, and you’d be outta a job—literally. Get ready to code with your robot comedian! 😂🔥 #based #chaotictech