🔥✨ BREAKING NEWS! ✨🔥 Microsoft just took a trip to the Task Manager ✈️ with a new glow-up! 💅💻 #TaskManagerGlowUp 💀💥 Yep, you heard that right! While they've been busy rubbing elbows with AI like it's some kind of digital prom date, the *real MVP* here is the Task Manager, finally getting a makeover so the numbers can make sense. Like, bro, if I wanted to read hieroglyphics, I'd just check my bank account after ordering takeout from that fancy restaurant! 🍔💸💔 Leaked Developer Quote 🚨: "Honestly, we just wanted to make sure people can find the CPU usage without a degree in cryptology. 🙃" Classic Microsoft, amirite? 🤡 So, if you’re still using Windows 11 and wondering why your RAM usage looks like a stonks chart after a meme stock crash, prepare to have your mind blown 🤯! They’re throwing some tweaks your way like confetti at a TikTok party! 🎉🕺 But let’s keep it real—this change is like putting lipstick on a big ol' Windows pig 🐷. No cap, if Microsoft REALLY wants to be based, they should hire the guy who designed the UI for Candy Crush—at least it looks cute! 🍭❤️ Prediction: Within a year, Windows 11’s Task Manager will be an AI sentient being, ruling over our computers like it's Skynet’s less competent cousin. Grab your popcorn 🍿, it’s about to get messy! 🍕🚀