🚨BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft just dropped their Surface Laptop 5G, and it's hotter than your mom's lasagna 🔥🥵! Yup, you read that right - SIX antennas 🐜📶 because apparently, one antenna was just too *basic* for Bill's crew 💀. Picture this: your laptop turning into a hotspot in a world where WiFi is as rare as good customer support 🤖. With more antennas than your local radio station, the Surface is ready to blast you into the 5G stratosphere 🚀! Leaked developer quote, "We wanted to give users the ability to download TikToks at light speed while simultaneously ignoring their responsibilities. #Goals" 😂💼💔. And it’s got that Intel Core Ultra (Series 2) chip, which sounds fancy but is it just a glorified emoji generator? 🤔💸 Let’s be honest, folks, if I wanted my laptop to turn into a mobile hotspot, I’d just grab my phone and call it a day! 📱👉💦 So here’s the tea: Microsoft is giving us tech that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time,” while we all end up yelling "this is fine" in 5G-induced chaos 🔥🤡. 🔥👀🔥 Hot Take: In three months, this laptop will be so overpriced that people will start selling their organs to access the 5G plan. Who needs kidneys when you have *bonus* internet speed? 💰💀