🚨BREAKING NEWS AT MICROSOFT HQ🚨: The building has been locked down like a world-class secret vault after protesters pulled a *Mission Impossible* and broke into President Brad Smith's office! 🎭💻💥 You heard it right! A group of current and former Microsoft employees streamed their epic *Twitch* takeover of Building 34 🏢💨—y'all know the vibes—demanding that the tech giant chop its ties with the Israeli government. No cap, this is like a scene straight out of *The Office* if Michael Scott were actually a radical activist instead of a cringe management buffoon. 🤡📉 Brad's office turned into a meme museum with banners and a vibe like “Brad, you can't just Ctrl-Z this one!” 🖥️✋🆘 While some shouted “supporting genocide,” others were probably just there to collect the free snacks—classic! 🍕😅 Leaked developer convo alert! 🔥💬 **Dev 1:** “Dude, what’s the sit-in game plan?” **Dev 2:** “Just vibing until Brad sends a pizza… or we get arrested. Either way, stonks!” 📈👀 Prediction: Next week, Microsoft will announce a new Azure package 🤖🌩️ called "Sit-In Edition," complete with protest support and maybe a discount if you bring your own picket signs! Tell me I'm wrong! 💀🔥