💥🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft’s Q4 earnings are dropping hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃💲 You heard it here first, fam: their non-AI “core infrastructure business” is THRIVING like your mom in a grocery store with a 50% off coupon! 💰💪 That's right, their productivity software revenue UP 20%—the best it's been since your aunt decided to “treat herself” to a new blender during a *new* infomercial! 🍹🔥 I mean, WHAT?? No AI?? Is this the plot twist of the century or what?? 🤔💥 💻 "We thought 'core infrastructure' was an episode title from a 90s sitcom. Turns out it's Microsoft just vibing in the cloud without the fancy AI glitter!" — an anonymous dev who totally exists, fr fr. 🙈👀 Meanwhile, Bill Gates is probably popping off in the Matrix saying, “This is fine” as he watches his stonks 🚀💥 So, what’s the tea? Are we witnessing the return of the Microsoft Renaissance, or just another cringe chapter in the “Old Reliable” saga? 🤡 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Microsoft will unleash a productivity software that literally COOKS your breakfast while you work from the computer… and yes, it's powered by BREAKFAST AI. Get ready for the 🥞-ocalypse. #MicrosoftMadness #StopTheBaconParty!