🎮💥 BREAKING: Microsoft’s Xbox Ally is like if Windows had a midlife crisis & decided to get a glow-up 💅💻🔥. Imagine your PC, but it’s wearing a party hat and holding a controller! 🤡 So I got my grubby gamer hands on this handheld beast, and what did I do first? REBOOT, baby! 🔄💀 Why? Because I'm just that *curious* (and also I wanted to see if it would explode like my Wi-Fi router during a Fortnite tournament). 😱💥 What I saw??? A classic Windows login! But hold up! I could type in my PIN with a controller. Finally, we’ve made a step up from the cringe days of keyboard-typing, no cap. ✨ But then BOOM, the Xbox PC app hijacked my screen like it was the star of a bad rom-com. 😳💔 “^Why does it feel like my handheld is in a toxic relationship with Windows?” - Anonymous Developer Who Definitely Does NOT Exist. Now for the spicy prediction: In 2024, Microsoft will announce we're living inside a simulation and our new overlord is an AI-powered version of Bill Gates. 🚀👽 Mark my words, the stonks will GO TO THE MOON 🌕💰 or we’ll be having a BBQ in the Matrix. This is fine. 🔥🔥 #HandheldHero #NotYourAveragePC #XboxAlly