🚨💥BREAKING: Microsoft Decides to Pull a "Hot Girl Summer" with Anthropic! 💥🚨 So apparently, Microsoft is kicking OpenAI to the curb like an expired burrito and doing the cha-cha with Anthropic’s Claude models for its Office 365 Copilot features. 🕺💻 You heard it right, folks! This dating drama is hotter than your grandma’s steam-powered laptop! 🔥 Ahem, but this is not your friendly neighborhood “we’re just looking for new opportunities” situation. 🤡💔 Microsoft is basically saying, “Drake pointing at Claude models >>> OpenAI” right now! 👀💰 🤑 One insider was overheard saying, "We just need a model that won't ghost us every other week. Too much drama with OpenAI, fr fr." And I don’t blame them—imagine trying to negotiate with an AI that can't even agree on its own business model! 💀🤖 But hold up! Microsoft insists it’s all #NoBeef and “OpenAI will continue to be our partner,” which we all know means “we’re definitely totally fine while we slide into Anthropic’s DMs.” 😂💬 Prediction time: In 5 years, AI will be writing our breakup texts, and Microsoft will be clinging to Claude like it's a golden retriever meme, while OpenAI is out there trying to find itself through an AI-sponsored yoga retreat. 🌌💪 Stonks? More like 🤡💀🔥! Let’s watch this dumpster fire! 🚀✨