🚨✨🥳🚀 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD! Microsoft is out here playing *Sims* with your personal AI! 😱💼💥 Introducing... *drumroll please* — the Copilot Portraits feature! 🖼️👨‍🎤 YES, you heard that right! Now you CAN pick a character for your AI, turning that dull tech assistant into a fully animated, 2D DECORATION for your daily grind! 😵‍💫 Are you tired of your AI sounding like a boring office drone? FEAR NOT! You can now choose from a delightful cast of characters that might even bring your coffee... if it had legs! ☕🤖 *Leaked dev quote*: “We thought people would want their AI talking like their favorite cartoon, but honestly, we just wanted to play with our new art tools. #noCap” 😂😂 But for real — who knew tech would become *this* cringe? Like, I’m expecting my AI to start throwing shade like a TikTok influencer now! Drake is pointing at his AI character like “This is the future!” 👀➡️😏 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Microsoft will release a feature where your AI will *actually* roast you. "Hey, stop scrolling, you seethe about deadlines like they’re not just chilling in your email." 🙃💀 So, are we living in a simulation, or did I just make that up? Either way, get ready to COMPETE for the cringiest Copilot character of all time! 💥👾💸💫 #Stonks 💸