🔥⚠️ BREAKING: Microsoft just dropped a MONSTER WARNING about “Payroll Pirates” and no, it’s not the next Captain Crunch movie! 🏴‍☠️💰 These clowns, calling themselves Storm-2657 (seriously, who named them? A weather app? ☔️), are out here stealing your dough like it's some sort of twisted Robin Hood nightmare! 💀💸 🧑‍💻 "We just wanted to get paid, but now our money's sailing to some sketchy offshore account,” said an anonymous HR manager, probably sipping on a sad, overpriced PSL. ☕️🦙 These digital bandits are targeting HR SaaS platforms like Workday (and frankly, what’s next? Selling hotdogs out of the server room?! 🌭🤖). Like, c'mon Microsoft, put up a sign that says “THIS IS FINE” while they pirate the cash flow! 🤡 Meanwhile, real-life employees are sitting there, wondering why their paycheck looks like it lost a fight with a blender. They thought HR meant "Human Resources" not "HuMan Robberies." DRIZZLE OUT HERE FR! 🤬 Prediction time: By 2025, we'll all have to pay our salaries in NFTs just to keep them safe from these digital marauders. Y'all ready to pay a monthly subscription for your paycheck?! 🤪💀💩 #BasedOrCringe? 🔥