🚨📢🎉 Microsoft just dropped a bombshell, and it’s not just their outdated Edge browser! 💩🎊 Say goodbye to *actually* using your brain because now your PC will be your new bestie! 🤖💕 Forget about typing, fam—just talk to your machine like it's your overly attached girlfriend! “Oh, look at me, I’m a human voice assistant! Can you upgrade my RAM?” 🤡💀 Yusuf Mehdi, the head honcho at Microsoft (definitely NOT just an AI in disguise), said, “We’re ready to rewrite the entire operating system around AI. *Cough cough* Let’s pray this version doesn't blue screen when talking to me.” 😂👀 They’re launching new AI features faster than I can find my lost AirPods. You’ll get AI features REGULAR PCs won't be too salty about! 💻✨ But no cap, is this the future, or just an elaborate scheme to drain our wallets? 🤑💔 Leaked dev quote: “We’re basically giving users wild cards to talk to their PCs... and redirecting all their existential crises to an AI!” 🙃 Now watch users try to flirt with their PCs and scream, "YOU JUST DON’T GET ME!" 🤣💔 Hot take: In 2024, I ENTHUSIASTICALLY predict that the next Windows version will feature a “therapy mode” where your PC gives you life advice while simultaneously suggesting you buy more Microsoft Office subscriptions. 📈💰🔥 It's gonna be a *whole* mood! 🥳