🚨👾 BREAKING: Microsoft Just Unleashed the AI HORROR SHOW on Windows 11!!! 🤡💀🚨 So, listen up fam, Microsoft is out here like "let's make Windows 11 *more* chaotic" with their new AI agents 🤖💥! They’ve grabbed a fistful of stonks and are throwing generative AI into the OS like it’s confetti at a wedding. Imagine ChatGPT but in your taskbar—it's a vibe, right? Or is it the beginning of Cyberpunk 2077 but with more BS? Who knows at this point! 😂 They just rolled out a new update 😱 with a shiny toggle for *experimental agentic features* (a.k.a. "go ask your AI overlord for advice" button). 🚨🔧 These Copilot Actions are here to help you, but let's be real, they might also cause *extreme* anxiety. Is it gonna help me write that report? Or just judge my life choices? 😬💔 One Windows dev leaked over a cup of coffee: "We’re just waiting for the day when Clippy comes back with a gun. 😂🔫" Bro, that’s the energy we need! 🔥💡 Prediction Time: In less than a year, Windows 11 will have *actual* AI feelings, and we'll all be getting ghosted by our own computers 😱🚀! This is fine... right? 🐶🔥