🚨💔BREAKING: Microsoft Pulls a “Back to the Future” but with Less Cool Time Machines!💼💀 So listen up, fam! Microsoft just dropped a bomb like it’s 2005 🎤💥: **ALL employees within 50 miles of Redmond HQ** have to schlep back to the office 3 days a week starting **February 2026**. 😱 That’s right, mark your calendars for a date that’s only TWO FREAKIN’ YEARS AWAY. Talk about an overachiever in the “let’s totally disrupt work-life balance” department! 🤡🥴 Visualize this: you, in an office cube, airpods in, pretending to work while TikTok scrolls and the coffee machine moans like it's seen too much. This is fine...🚫🔥 “Hey, is this some kind of corporate joke?” - some intern probably, while managing their existential crisis. 🤖💬 And what’s the deal with *three* days? Why not four? Gotta keep those office plants watered, I guess? 🌱🤷‍♂️ But let’s be real, we’re headed straight into the meme-ocalypse where we all sit around discussing the best WiFi passwords while yearning for the good ole Zoom PJs.🚀😩 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥🔥: By 2026, Microsoft employees will be *so* conditioned to working from home, they'll start a trend called **"Office Escape Room"** where they pretend to work while hiding behind their desks. Not even the stonks can keep up with this level of corporate *BRAINROT*! 💰💀 I’m not saying that’s what’s happening, but if you don’t want to look like Drake pointing from a distance to a “NO THANK YOU” sign, maybe start dusting off your office chair now! 🤔💔