🚨💻💥 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is OUT HERE trying to make your wallet feel lighter than a feather while your PC feels heavier than a boulder! 🤡💀 No cap, they just dropped the bomb that you can FINALLY get FREE Windows 10 Extended Security Updates! 🎉 BUTTTTT... you gotta sell your soul to the OneDrive overlords. That’s right — cloud backups or you can kiss those updates goodbye. 🗑️💰 👀 Imagine this convo between two Microsoft devs: 🎩 Dev 1: "Should we just charge them for the updates?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, let’s just make it a hostage situation with OneDrive! 🤣" LIKE, AS IF we don't already have enough subscriptions to pay for! Starbucks, Netflix, personal therapy (for coping with this tech dystopia) — thanks a lot, Microsoft! **This is fine.** 🔥 You know what would be REALLY based? If they threw in some free unlimited storage for the pain we endure! 📦💔 But nah, stonks gonna stonk and the cloud is gonna cloud. 🌥️🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Microsoft will turn your PC into a glorified OneDrive terminal! Welcome to the future… of just paying for EVERYTHING! You heard it here first, fam! 😱💅 #MicrosoftIsYourNewOverlord