🚨🔔 BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT! 🔔🚨 Microsoft just hit us with some new features in GitHub Copilot and Azure Migrate that are hotter than a fresh batch of memes on TikTok! 💥🤖💻 So, like, picture this: Microsoft finally looked at its dusty old code and thought, “This is fine” while furiously typing "modernize" into ChatGPT 😂. They just dropped the Azure Accelerate service like it's a hot mixtape, promising to turn your ancient relics into shiny, hip apps with just a sprinkle of magic ✨✨. Developers everywhere be like: "Stonks! 💰 But also, let me just take a nap while Azure does its thing…." 💤💤 🤣 Meanwhile, some devs are already plotting their escape because "modernization" sounds like a snooze fest while they sip their overpriced coffee ☕🥱. And, of course, we all know what happens next: there’s gonna be some poor soul trying to migrate a 20-year-old app and it’ll start sounding like a horror movie: "Error 404: Function Not Found." 😱💀 👀 My hot take? In 2024, we'll be coding in virtual reality while Azure runs our apps like a TikTok dance challenge. So grab your VR headset and brace for meme-ification! It’s time to modernize or die trying! 🤡🔥 #MicrosoftMadness #CodeLikeIt’s2025