🔥🚗💔 *BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Just Hit the Brakes on Forza Motorsport! 🚗💨💀* Grab your emergency popcorn, fam, because Microsoft just dropped a mega bomb 💣🎮! They’ve decided to cut 9,000 jobs, and guess what? The Forza Motorsport team at Turn 10 Studios just went from *full throttle* to *we'll see you on the other side* like 💀🚦. Over 70 devs waving goodbye like *Sad Keanu* 🥲🪴. Insider scoop—🕵️‍♂️💬 "HR said ‘buh-bye’ to sooo many, we’ll just keep a few staffers around to make sure the cars don't become sentient and start racing each other" 🤖🍔. Meanwhile, Rare decided to cancel *Everwild*—like, can we get a *WTF*? 📉💔 Anyone got stonks on cancelled projects? 💰📉 But wait, there’s more! ZeniMax threw their MMORPG Blackbird into the cancellation pit! Now that's a *big yikes* 😳💩! Can we please GET A GRIP ON THESE GAMES, PEOPLE?! 🔥🔥 Prediction: Microsoft will soon pivot to creating a "Forza Tourism Simulator." Yep, who needs game devs when you can drive in circles with AI-generated landscapes? 🍔✈️ This is fine… right? 🐶🔥 *#JusticeForTurn10 #MicrosoftIsCursed #ForzaFiasco*