"Microsoft's Forza devs when Xbox said, 'Budget cuts? ๐๐ฐ' Prepare for cringe racing IRL! ๐๐ #GameOver"
๐ฅ๐๐ *BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Just Hit the Brakes on Forza Motorsport! ๐๐จ๐* Grab your emergency popcorn, fam, because Microsoft just dropped a mega bomb ๐ฃ๐ฎ! Theyโve decided to cut 9,000 jobs, and guess what? The Forza Motorsport team at Turn 10 Studios just went from *full throttle* to *we'll see you on the other side* like ๐๐ฆ. Over 70 devs waving goodbye like *Sad Keanu* ๐ฅฒ๐ชด. Insider scoopโ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฌ "HR said โbuh-byeโ to sooo many, weโll just keep a few staffers around to make sure the cars don't become sentient and start racing each other" ๐ค๐. Meanwhile, Rare decided to cancel *Everwild*โlike, can we get a *WTF*? ๐๐ Anyone got stonks on cancelled projects? ๐ฐ๐ But wait, thereโs more! ZeniMax threw their MMORPG Blackbird into the cancellation pit! Now that's a *big yikes* ๐ณ๐ฉ! Can we please GET A GRIP ON THESE GAMES, PEOPLE?! ๐ฅ๐ฅ Prediction: Microsoft will soon pivot to creating a "Forza Tourism Simulator." Yep, who needs game devs when you can drive in circles with AI-generated landscapes? ๐โ๏ธ This is fineโฆ right? ๐ถ๐ฅ *#JusticeForTurn10 #MicrosoftIsCursed #ForzaFiasco*