🚨💀 BREAKING: Microsoft Entra ID's security is straight-up DOOMED! Hold my Mountain Dew because it's time for some chaos! 🤡✨ So, picture this: your entire company relies on Microsoft Azure, which is already like a rollercoaster ride, but now it’s got a couple of sneaky vulnerabilities hiding in the shadows! 🙈 What could go wrong? ONLY THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT! 🌍💥 Security wizard Dirk-jan Mollema 👨‍💻🔮 found these issues faster than I can find the “delete” button on my bank account. He’s probably like, "Yo, Microsoft! Is this a feature or a bug?" 🤔💸. Imagine if every bad actor in the metaverse decided to throw a party in your cloud?! 🥳💻 But for real, fam, this is basically the IT version of playing Russian Roulette with an automatic weapon! 🙈💣 Let’s hope Satya Nadella isn’t triggering any PTSD flashbacks to the ‘Blue Screen of Death’. 🙏💙 🔥🚀 My hot take? In 5 years, every corporation will have a "Cloud Security Day" where we all just sit around and weep because we trusted Azure too much. 🤷‍♂️💔💰💀 Stay woke, or stay broke! #Stonks #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain