🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Microsoft just blessed us with an AI-powered copy and paste tool that’s more revolutionary than the last 10 seasons of *The Office*! 🤡✨ No cap, the new PowerToys upgrade (0.96 and rising like our memes) lets your PC flex its on-device AI without begging for cloud sugar daddies! 💰☁️ 💥 “Hey, I'm just here to translate your text without making you buy API credits, my dude,” said Windows when asked about this update. Like, Microsoft is really embracing the "keep your data at home" movement like it’s a Black Friday sale on introverts! 🏡💻 Now when you hit that paste button, you can choose between local models: Foundry Local or Ollama, making your “Pasta” less of a cringe-fest. 🍝👀 Meanwhile, the design's looking sharper than your ex's comebacks—clipboard previews AND model selection? Stonks! 📈😤 Get ready, tho, ‘cause this is just the beginning—soon, your clipboard will know your deepest desires and assist you in life decisions like, “Should I keep drinking this expired milk?” 👀💀 🔥🔮 Hot take: In 3 years, “copy and paste” will be a buzzword for the next Tinder feature! Swipe right for AI-assisted ghosting! 💔🤖💥