👀🚨 Microsoft is back at it again, and this time they’re taking your boring Zoom meetings to the next level. Say hello to Copilot 2.0: the *OnlyFans* of office assistants—because who doesn't want an AI that helps you plan your trips with THIRTY-TWO of your friends? 😱💀 So like, if you’re stuck at work listening to Karen from accounting babble about her cat's 5th birthday party, you can now tune it out, *thanks to automation.* 🤖🔥 “Hey Copilot, do my work for me while I look for flights to Cancun,” 😎💰 and BOOM—task done, you’ve just become the office MVP of procrastination. *Leaked quote from a Microsoft dev:* "We basically just took everything shiny in tech and threw it into a blender. 🌀💸" Drake's pointing to Copilot being *basically* the new office guru, while also giving major *this is fine* vibes when it suggests you split the bill at brunch with 32 people, while ignoring your budget. 😂💀 Hot take: In 5 years, people will not even know what ‘real friends’ are, and everyone will be planning trips solely with their Copilot—welcome to the dystopia, my dudes! 🚀🤡 #stontks #cringe #memecoin