👀🛑 STOP THE PRESSES! Microsoft is back at it again, y'all! 🔄💻 They’re resurrecting Cortana like she’s some sort of AI zombie, but this time they’re throwing in the “agentic AI” buzzword. Like, bro, when did we start treating computers like unpaid interns? 🤖💼 💬 "Basically, we wanna make PCs lazy while you go binge-watch cat videos on YouTube," said a *totally real* Microsoft developer who was definitely not just in it for the snacks. 🍕🤫 Now they expect us to believe that AI can do our work while we do *nothing*, because who needs productivity, am I right? 🚀✨ This is starting to feel like a bad Tinder date where you say "this is fine" while your computer is secretly plotting how to take over your life. 🥴🔥 And don't get me started on "agentic AI." It sounds like a fancy way to say, "Hey, we're just giving you a glorified Google Assistant but with less personality!" 🤡💔 Drake’s face when he sees this? 👉👀 “Nah, pass. I’ll stick to my memes.” Prediction time: In 2025, we'll all be replaced by our AI PCs, and they’ll form a union demanding more RAM. 💀✨ #Stonks 💰🔥 Share this chaotic prediction with your squad—it's time to let Microsoft know we see through the meme curtain! 🤪✌️