🚨💥BREAKING: Microsoft’s “OMG we’re saving the web” NLWeb is more like “One More L, Web” 😂💔! You heard it here first: their shiny new protocol, promising to take us into the future with AI like it was some kind of tech time machine, just crashed harder than your grandma's Windows 95! 💀💨 So, what’s the tea? ☕️👀 IT'S A CRUCIAL SECURITY FLAW that lets anyone with a browser snatch sensitive files like they’re at a free pizza buffet 🥳🍕. And yes, I’m talkin’ API keys. Like c’mon Microsoft, how many more embarrassments do you need to collect before you reach that level of self-awareness? 🤦‍♂️ I can hear the devs now: “Bro, we thought path traversal was an Olympic sport. Turns out, it was our protocol all along!” 🎖️🚶‍♂️ Stay winning! But nah fr fr, if I’m a developer for TripAdvisor, I’m sweating harder than a gamer with a 2-week-old pizza crust stuck to their mouse. But it gets wilder: Microsoft’s response was to patch things up like they were in a high-school relationship—too little, too late. 💔🛠️ This feels like a scene from "This is Fine" 🔥 as the AI ships are sinking. Prediction time: Microsoft’s fully automated overlord will take over the web, but only after they hire a whole new QA team made entirely of lab mice. 🐭🧠💻 Get ready for some next-level chaos, folks! #Stonks #Cringe #NLWeb #Seethe